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Have you got a pantry littered with gnawed noodles and chomped cheese? Bits of straw and string sticking out where only piano pedals should be? Visitors leaping onto chairs as black shapes streak across the floor and disappear behind the stove? You need the Mousemeister.

Theodor K. Golden is heir to a great tradition that has shaped Western history, culture, and philosophy. A craftsman nonpareil, he needs no traps, poisons, or technology to ply his trade, only the keenest of senses and exquisitely honed skills. When he wants to be, he is unsurpassed in negotiated relocations and in quick, quiet, decisive action. The rest of the time he walks by himself. He consults from offices in New York and Massachusetts; inquiries are welcome at this domain: theo@. . . . 

Coming soon...   Theo is proud to be a member of an ancient and illustrious  guild. Enter here to meet some other fabled Mousemeisters, celebrated for generations in song and story.  


E-mail Theo: theo *AT* mousemeister *dot* com

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